he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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