I seem to have left my pride at pride
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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