walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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