Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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