Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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