My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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