Sponge bath it is.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
foreskin is a definite game changer
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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