Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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