You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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