doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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