dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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