the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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