i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Randomize
