He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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