So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
