The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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