Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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