But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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