Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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