Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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