My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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