ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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