The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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