who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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