me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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