he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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