i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He shit in the fireplace
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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