jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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