Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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