So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Houston, we have a blender
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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