Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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