I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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