Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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