So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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