Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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