Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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