We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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