guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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