Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I am mentally ready for anal.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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