Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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