Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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