im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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