id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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