Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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