"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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