What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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