Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he told me I talked like a deaf person
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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