Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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