I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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