Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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