is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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