the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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