i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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