Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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